| [Fic] Hide and Seek |
[Sep. 19th, 2009|05:15 pm] |
Title: Hide and Seek
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Iria (Read and find out)
Beta: Bronze Tigress
Summary: The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka, who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. Three days before the month of the bet starts, Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Warnings: Insanity, craziness, and someone actually managing to throw Kakashi for a loop for once. Not to mention the general abuse of ninjaness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (it's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope, still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I don't know where this came from, it just attacked me one day and I loved it and started writing it then. Then I hit writer's block about ten pages in and spent the next year struggling to finish it. Anyway, I find it funny and giggle whenever I reread it for brushing up on what I wrote, so I'm thinking others will like it too.
Renamed, because the title "The Iruka Bet" just annoyed me. I like this one better.
Word Count: 13,417
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| [Fic] Hide and Seek |
[Sep. 19th, 2009|05:09 pm] |
I renamed The Iruka Bet to Hide and Seek
Also now finished. so new stuff towards bottom.
Beginning
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| [Fic] Why the Mask? |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|05:17 pm] |
Title: Why the Mask?
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): Humor
Character(s): Iruka, Kakashi, Kankuro
Summary: Iruka asks the question that has been bugging everyone.
Beta: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bronzetigress
Warnings: Iruka being a wiseass as Kankuro and Kakashi's expense.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: This is my original idea for Iruka referring to Kakashi's mask as a facial mold. I had written it out long hand for some reason then mostly forgot about it until a few days ago when I was looking through some notebooks to see what was in them and I found this in one of them.
I love the scene and it does well on its own. So here you go a little humorous oneshot. :)
Word Count: 287
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| [Fic] Hide and Seek |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|05:13 pm] |
I renamed The Iruka Bet to Hide and Seek
Beginning
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| [Fic] Hide and Seek: Side Fic: Too Sexy? |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|05:11 pm] |
Title: Too Sexy?
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): Shine<fangirls
Summary: Naruto's first meeting with Shine. Takes place a few months after Hide and Seek.
Warnings: Too much sexy.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I love the thought of Aburame Shine. Pretty much he is probably the only person in the entire world that can actually control Iria/Iruka. He's Iruka's old Jounin instructor, and has his own problems. Yes he is that sexy.
Word Count: 144
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| [Fic] Hide and Seek |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|05:08 pm] |
Title: Hide and Seek
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Iria (Read and find out)
Summary: The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. On the very first day Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Warnings: Insanity, craziness, and someone actually managing to throw Kakashi for a loop for once. Not to mention the general abuse of ninjaness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I don't know where this came from, it just attacked me one day and I loved it and started writing it then I hit writers block about ten pages in and spent the next year struggling to finish it. Anyway I find it funny and giggle whenever I reread it for brushing up on what I wrote, so I'm thinking others will like it too.
Renamed, because the title "The Iruka Bet" just annoyed me. I like this one better.
Word Count: 11,088
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| [Fic] Blond Ditzes Anonymous: Chapter 1: First Meeting |
[Apr. 21st, 2009|05:06 pm] |
Title: First Meeting
Fandom: One Piece, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Trigun
Series: Blond Ditzes Anonymous
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: G
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): None
Beta: bronzetigress
Summary: Blond Ditzes Anonymous. Can't you feel your sanity melting?
Chapter Summery: The first meeting. Many questions are asked.
Warnings: Blondness
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own any of them? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I get the strangest bunnies sometimes (i.e. usually). This one is... cracky, but with so much potential.
Word Count: 452
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| Fanart Recommendation |
[Jan. 24th, 2009|12:43 pm] |
Kage Kashu sent me the link to this, and it's so funny that I felt it needed to be shared.
Inner Hinata
There links to other Inner-whoevers at the bottom. I hope people enjoy. |
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| I hate being Bunny Bait |
[Nov. 22nd, 2008|06:05 pm] |
Alright, some of you may be aware that I have horrible, horrible thoughts occur to me randomly.
Thoughts that scare and traumatize me. A LOT!
I had one just now while chatting with Bronze Tigress & Kage Kashu that just has to be shared.
Bon Clay (One Piece) meeting Maito Gai (Naruto).
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.........Ow. I need brain bleach. A lot of it.
Here's the convo:
Bronze Tigress says: although, if Robin can borrow clothes from Nami, I guess anything is possible and spandex is the rule in OP-'verse?
Danyella says: with some of the characters? Yeah, I'd say so.
Danyella says: ...*headdesk* WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?
Danyella says: I just had this horrible mental image of Bon Clay meeting Maito Gai. *headdesk*
Bronze Tigress says: ??
Bronze Tigress says: oh, dear
Bronze Tigress says: in the springtime of their youths
Kage Kashu says: OO
Kage Kashu says: O.o
Bronze Tigress says: ... which explains a number of things, somehow
Kage Kashu says: O.,O
Bronze Tigress says: okay, which one of you has the brain-bleach, or are we out?
Danyella says: ...*starts laughing* I... that.... that does!
Kage Kashu says: nooooo.
Kage Kashu says: Nooooooooooooo
Danyella says: I don't have any yet. I want it though. A lot.
Kage Kashu says: *cries* |
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| New Fics |
[May. 11th, 2008|10:15 am] |
Title: Damn Birds
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): ?
Summary: Iruka starts having a really bad day. It just gets worse from there, and the damn birds aren't helping matters.
Warnings: Iruka abuse.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: No idea where this one came from but I enjoyed playing around with how to make Iruka's day just that much worse.
Word Count: 7,787
( Damn Birds )
Chapter: World of Ice
Series: Cleanser Arc #2
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: None
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): None
Summery: Backlash hits Dean, and his life has just gotten that much more complicated.
Warnings: Spoilers for 1X16 Shadows.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Supernatural? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: Not much to say. Though I finally wrote down what a Cleanser is.
Word Count: 1,007
( Cleanser Dean #2: World of Ice )
Title: Never a Hello, Nor a Goodbye
Series: Strange Conversations
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): Seto/Jouno Kinda... well they don't see it.
Summary: The Yuugi-tachi are in collage together and Jouno and Seto develop a strange friendship over the course of several phone calls, where they never say hello or goodbye.
Warnings: Humor, jokes, and general weirdness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: This whole thing started with the first line and developed from there. Takes place four years after the end of the series.
Word Count: 5,175
( Never a Hello, Nor a Goodbye )
Title: Past-Present
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, brief menion of Highlander
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): Dawn/Connor
Summary: Past becomes present after Xander jumps head first into trouble yet again.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own BtVS & Highlander? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Word Count: 2,013
( Past-Present )
Title: Protector of the Breed
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): Xander/OC
Summary: Xander attracts the weirdest women. Seriously.
Warnings: Alusions of abuse.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own BtVS? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Word Count: 3,691
( Protector of the Breed )
Title: Xander Hell Lord
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Highlander
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Crossover
Pairing(s): None yet
Summary: The hellmouth is a strange and mysterious place, even after it dies, and Xander is about to embark on the newest and strangest part of his life.
Warnings: Some spoilers for the end of season 7 Buffy.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own BtVS, DW, & Highlander? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: Check the ending notes. They explain where the hell this came from.
Word Count: 1,790
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| Beta Request |
[Apr. 26th, 2008|02:38 pm] |
I've just gotten into One Piece and I need a beta for some Smoker/Ace and Lucci/Paulie stuff I've started to write. Also a familiarity with Naruto would be a wonderful bonus. |
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